Human beings are simple, predictable clichés. Broken hearts, betrayal, it’s all been done a billion times before. The problem is, every time still hurts like the first. And if you’re lucky enough to recover, you can be sure that just as you finish filling in all the cracks in your life, the next one is starting to open.

Mason: You know, this morning, when you said you spent your last day on Earth.. your very, very last day on Earth, stapling?
George: Filing.
Mason: My God, that's even worse. You said you regretted it, didn't you?
George: Yeah, of course. Who gives a shit?
Mason: My God, I give a shit. Rube tells us to be on the periphery. To keep away from things ( Read more... )